David Wong and John Cheese over at Pointless Waste of Time are easily two of the funniest people on the Internet, on a par with Lowtax from Something Awful or Seanbaby from his golden years. There’s a “spoiler-filled” (yeah, right) revision on their famous “50 Reasons to Reject the Matrix” article, once again written by the fictional “Dr. Oxford”.
The way these guys use silliness, penis jokes, and bolded text… I swear. Example:
#20) The Matrix: Reconsidered, 5
Neo can move faster than sound, yet can’t move blindingly through bullet time and simply disarm the security guards rather than slaughtering them? It looks like Neo learned his disarming techniques from George W. Bush.
I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny.
P.S. Read their News Skim for a daily dose of hilarity, but be warned that there is an absurdly disgusting graphic at the top.