Film director and comic shop owner Kevin Smith has finally finished the comic book series he was contracted to write three years late. Naturally few people likely will care. Naturally the man is a disingenuous yet totally human crook who takes contracts with comic book companies and ignores his obligations in order to make more …
Monthly Archive: July 2005
Jul 30
Alan Kistler’s Profile on: Donna Troy
For an extended/updated version of this article, check out Kistler’s web-site. Let’s face it. With the exception of Hawkman ((shudder)), no DC character has suffered a more convoluted history of constant revision than Donna Stacey Hinckley Troy. She’s been Wonder Woman’s sidekick, Wonder Woman’s magical twin, a protege of the Titans of myth, and a …
Jul 28
Sucky Stealth sucks more than anything has sucked?
Stealth gets panned by Ebert in an early review. Sounds putrid. Wish I didn’t still want to see it.
Jul 27
Disney Closing Last Hand-Drawn Studio – Computer Animation Dominates Market
Disney studios announced that it is closing its last studio that strictly does hand-drawn animation. This will take place in in 2006 when the existing projects are brought to completion. The studio announced that due to financial troubles, it will close after 17 years. Some think that this may end the 83 year existence of …
Jul 27
10,000 anime plots have just been inspired.
The Japanese have developed a lifelike ‘female’ android. They have been in a race with America on this front ever since Anthony Michael Hall did this 20 years ago. The lifelike android is hot and her name is Sexy O’Sullivan…oh, wait, no it’s Repliee Q1.
Jul 27
‘Smallville’ stuntman badly hurt in fall
Sayour, 35, the stunt coordinator for the show and primary stuntman for “Smallville” star Tom Welling, was badly injured in…a “freak accident” during filming Tuesday morning on location near the township of Langley.
Jul 27
Fun day at Monitor Duty HQ
We recently had an escape well added to our home. It’s a 5′ wide window in our basement so that in case of fire we could escape from the basement, and it adds in a ton of light to what was once gloom. Next we’re having the contractor put in ceramic tile in the basement …
Jul 26
Cramalot (into a Broadway show)
Cast Set for ‘Lord of the Rings’ Musical How in the world are they going to tell this story on stage in a couple of hours, especially taking time out for singing?
Jul 26
Brainiac and Kistler are gunning for revenge!
It was announced recently that James Marsters, known widely for playing the witty vampire Spike on the shows “Buffy” and “Angel”, is joining the cast of SMALLVILLE to play Brainiac, Superman’s biggest arch-enemy next to Lex Luthor. Comic book fans know Brainiac very well in all his different incarnations, usually as the green-skinned killer android …
Jul 26
Why are J-LO and Jessica Simpson famous?
Payola Shocker: J-Lo Hits, Others Were ‘Bought’ by Sony I remember thinking, back in college, how I was going to keep up with pop music so that I would be different from my dad. When my kids talked about a singer, I’d know who they were talking about. Then, around 1995 or so, popular music …
Jul 26
Stephen Sadowski says, “I Didn’t Do It!”
Penciller Stephen Sadowski says that the inker on JSA #75 changed his art for #75 and he has posted the original pencils to prove it.
Jul 26
Why You Should Respect Christopher Reeve
This is sort of a personal story. Rather than a news entry or even one of my typical Kistler comedy/parody interviews, think of it more as an op-ed piece. A personal column of sorts. Over a year ago, I got my friends Becca and Lisa into comic books. Since then, I have given them comic …
Jul 26
V for Vendetta trailer
The V for Vendetta trailer is up. Natalie Portman, back from stinking up the screen in the Star Wars prequels, stars as a young woman taken under the wing of a masked anarchist fighting a fascistic British government. It’s based on an early work by Alan Moore, though oddly enough his name isn’t even mentioned …
Jul 26
New Series For On Old Marvel Character – Moon Night!
Thanks to NEWSARAMA for an great re-introduction to a fave Marvel character from my youth. I bought very few Marvel titles… but Moon Night was one of them (*along with The Avengers and the Daredevil). Novelist Charlie Huston will be taking a shot at writing the character in 2006 along with the artistic talent of …
Jul 26
OH, MY!!!
If this rumour is true, this is brilliant… and will change everything for a season… you can mark me down as believing it as LIKELY TO BE TRUE! The rumour is here. Do not go here if you do not want to be exposed to a MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILER.
Jul 24
What the Comic-Con Saw
I say it again, the movie Stealth is probably fluff, but it sure does look good! If you’re still doubtful, you can check out the STEALTH COMIC-CON SIZZLE PIECE. But be warned, this is one of those trailers that pretty much gives away the whole movie except for the ending.
Jul 24
Names for wars
This is off-topic, granted, but I’m a writer and every now and then I’m struck by the peculiar usage of words and phrases. That’s why, as soon as I saw this AP article entitled “Poll: Americans Say World War III Likely”, I was baffled by the title. They think World War III is likely? We’re …
Jul 24
New Dark Pheonix Cartoon!
This will change your life. Well … not really. But it’s funny. Trust me. Would Kistler lie to you?
Jul 23
Final Version of Superman Logo Revealed
Dark Horizon was given a scoop by Warner to reveal the final version of the new Superman movie logo.


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