In a move that is bound to ensure a plethora of Oscar nominations, director Brett Ratner has decided to introduce the character “Pherma” into the X-men cast. She will be a bi-sexual hooker who has the mutated genetic propensity to seduce any man, woman or transgendered being. I suspect that when this character ages and retires that they can change her name to X-Whore.
Brett, thank you for finally introducing some true class and innovation into the source material of the Marvel universe. Why try to get Colossus added to the cast (*as many fans have requested) when you can make such a prudently deft decision such as this. Here I’ve been concerned over nothing the past month when I heard online that you were taking over the movie’s director chair. Cheers, fine chap, for taking a calculated risk that is not likely to offend parents, X-fans, or anyone fond of the characters.
I am totally kidding. What a sleazeball.Did I mention that the two of the woman trying out for the role are Venus and Serena Williams (of tennis star fame)? Oh, did I also mention that Ratner also recently dated Serena Williams. Hmmmm… what a strange coincidence.
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Falcona
December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
You have to realize that Bang Media is a British equivalent to the National Enquire. The new Mutant is actually called Stacy X as seen in Uncanny X-Men 408. See this link