Funniest thing I’ve read in a while!

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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, “Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I said “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too”.

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Was his name Daniel?

Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

He was quoting Aslan 5:23-28 at the time.

Bash.org, which reposts funny Instant Messages, has this:

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<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion’s den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

Thanks to Scott Kurtz for alerting me to Bash.org!

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