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Cat species found on Mars!
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Abe Vigoda 1921-2009, R.I.P.
Posted on April 1st, 2009 No commentsAbe Vigoda was once declared dead by People Magazine, which he took in good humor by photographing himself reading the issue in a coffin. Unfortunately, his days of cheating the reaper have caught up to him.
Last night, Abe Vigoda expired peacefully in a fiery car crash after a high speed chase with 30 police vehicles. A premortem found high levels of barbituates, PCP and a fish tranquilizer in his system. The five FHM models in the car with him were thrown clear and were cushioned by various implants.
R.I.P. Abe Vigoda, you crazy bastard.



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